👉 Alright, let's break this down with a dash of humor and a pinch of edginess. A 'formerly body enhancing protective liquid' is like an old-fashioned, slightly ominous laundry detergent that used to be marketed to make people look fabulous, but now it's mostly used by bodyguards to keep their assassin buddies from getting too... well, personal. It's the stuff that once made you look like a superhero with a bad hair day and now keeps your enemies at bay with a spray that's more protective than a dragon's breath.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The bodyguard's 'formerly body enhancing protective liquid' spray was so potent, it might've been the first liquid he used to lasso a villain into a corner."
